Friday, February 6, 2009
Honestee Is Da Best Policee
Arr friend Dozer haz told us dat we shud get dis award. And he sayz dat da most honest one shud write it. Waldo iz a big babee and he don't know wat it iz to be on-est. And mommee alwayz sayz dat we getz to yooz da keeboard, but we duzint, so she iz not on-est. So, I, Gus, am writing ten on-est thingz bout myself.
1. I am verree smart. Daddee only haz to show me thingz like, 3 timez and I understandz. Daddee iz a gud traynr.
2. My real mommeez name was Lily and my real daddeez name was Winchester. Dog Mom sayz dat I look like my mommee, but I act like my daddee.
3. I get too excited wen peeple come over to owr howse. My tail is veree strong wen I wagz it, and sometimez I make peeple fall ovr.
4. I reelee like it wen we goze swimming. Mommee sayz I am a fish, but I think she is con-foosed, cuz I am cleerly a doggeh.
5. I reelee don't like da bath. Wich is weerd, cuz ov da swimming thing.
6. Fur my furst 2 yeers, I did not have a licenss. Wen we got Waldo, mommee wuz worreed dat we wud jump ovur da fenss togethur and get in trubble. So now we bof have licensses.
7. I am skared of boxes. Veree skared!!
8. Wen peeple arr in my naybor's yarrds, I bark like crazee. I am happee again wen dey come and pet me.
9. My favorite peeple food (after chikin and beef) is OLIVES. Yummee!!
10. I am veree happee wen mommee getz owt my Ohio State jerzee. It iz my favorite thing to wear.
If woo would like to bee on-est, too, have fun wif dis!!