Dog CSI

The crime scene:


The victim:
5-year old female, black and brown hair, brown eyes, approx. 34" in height.
Victim claims accosting by tall woman with brown hair. Victim left stranded in foreign yard, stripped of dignity and significant weight.

The witnesses:
3-year old male, golden red hair, brown eyes, approx. 34" in height
1-year old male, salt-and-pepper hair, black eyes, approx. 42" in height
Witnesses saw female being accosted by a tall, two-legged female. Weapon yellow in color, approx 3" in width, 5" in length. When authorities reached the scene, no weapon could be found. Police believe the perpetrator escaped with the weapon. When police asked witnesses why they did not stop the perpetrator, witnesses claim helplessness due to strategic rump rubbing by the perp. One witness overheard saying "she needed it".

Anyone with any information regarding this case, please comment. Police would like to ascertain the specifics of the case, and demand justice should it be required.