Monday, June 22, 2009


The crime scene:

The victim:
5-year old female, black and brown hair, brown eyes, approx. 34" in height.
Victim claims accosting by tall woman with brown hair. Victim left stranded in foreign yard, stripped of dignity and significant weight.

The witnesses:
3-year old male, golden red hair, brown eyes, approx. 34" in height
1-year old male, salt-and-pepper hair, black eyes, approx. 42" in height
Witnesses saw female being accosted by a tall, two-legged female. Weapon yellow in color, approx 3" in width, 5" in length. When authorities reached the scene, no weapon could be found. Police believe the perpetrator escaped with the weapon. When police asked witnesses why they did not stop the perpetrator, witnesses claim helplessness due to strategic rump rubbing by the perp. One witness overheard saying "she needed it".

Anyone with any information regarding this case, please comment. Police would like to ascertain the specifics of the case, and demand justice should it be required.


NCmountainwoman said...

Too funny! We have that much golden hair when we use the Furminator.

Maggie and Mitch said...

UH OH! It sounds like the furminator is making an appearance again!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Paco....Milo and mom..Simona said...

what a funny post dear friends!!!
When mommy use furminator in us....
With all our furs we could do a very very big blanket for our humans!!!
Kisses and licks and have a wonderful week!!!

The OP Pack said...

Any chance that same lady made an appearance at our place? TD has been going nuts here with some biped stripping him of his undercoat multiple times a day for weeks now.

APB out for the perpetrator.

Woos, the OP Pack

Tucker, Daisy and Leo said...

Furminator? Our mommy keeps threatening to get us one.

Tucker and Daisy

GoldenSamantha said...

Send me that fur - I know someone with a spinning wheel who makes doggie yarn hehee!
Hugs xo

Honey the Great Dane said...

Ha! Ha! That is just the most funny and original post!!

Honey the Great Dane

Moco said...

America's Most Wanted will have this on the next episode. We can forsee a flood of calls coming in.

Sophie Lou said...

Looks like the infurminator has been used? Just a guess! Very creative post.

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

the durminator - but i bet she is alot cooler now

woodrow sweetie mj

Melissa and Emmitt said...

oooo! the furmintor!
looks like someone will feel more breezes in the hot weather.
great job!

Anonymous said...

Oh the horror! The horror!! Oh wate is that dawg furs? Phew I thinked it wuz a kitty. That shore is a lot of furs!

Yer pal Dozer

Mango said...

Furminator attack! It happened here too. Is that lady totally magic like Santa Claus that she can be everywhere at once?


Charlie - The Big Dog said...

Hasta La Vista Puppy! You got Furminated:)
It feels good though, it makes the itchies go away!
Luv C$

Pamela said...

you're too funny!

YD, sometimes with Samantha & June said...

Furry furry funny!

Lena said...

That was great! I just got back home from a business trip and I had a huge pile of that furry stuff in my backyard. I asked Kane if he had perchance gotten his own raw food and just hid the body somewhere? lol

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I was afraid that someone had been brushed. At least it was self provoked!


Farley said...

Sooo funny!

Amber and Nala said...

HOWLarious!! :) And great patrolling Waldo! :)

Nevis said...

Very funny! I need to get one of those Furminators for my puggies!

Mindy Lu said...

BARK!!! That is some scary stuff left behind. We see that come out of the big sucky thing that makes loud noises! BARK! Sasha the Princess

Tee said...

Must be molting season all over. Our trixie and Donny have been losing their fur too!

Licks and wags

Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack

Brownie said...

Braw HA HA!!! My momster says to send the perp to our house so she can work her majick on me!

ocmist said...

Looks like someone tore into the tribble Mom took off of me the other day! OC

Bijou said...

Hi Guys,

If I lost that much hair I'd be totally nekkid!

Wags & wiggles,